Funny Green Mommy Rap!

All you SUV Mom's are goin' down!
The Three R's are in effect!
Funny Green Mommy's in the House, Oh Yeah!
Rollin to the preschool,
I'm helping to keep the Earth cool!

Your SUV's are a licence to kill,
My bike ride's a licence to thrill!
Yeah I'm Crunchy!
But your SUV makes you look fat!

I'm a Single Mom, no bling on my finga
Macaroni and string is my favorite
bling bling!

My eco-ride keeps me fit, no mom jeans on my hip!                                                                                                                               Cl
Cruisin' for an organic bike mechanic,

I've pimped my bike ride,
BPA free bottles on the side!
You like that wagon I'm draggin'?
My child bike carrier
got the crossing guard flaggin'

Lot's of room in my carrier's trunk
for all the kiddie junk!

I don't care whatcha say I'll pump my bike all day
My eco-ride gets my heart pumpin'
My rhymes get the kids jumpin'

I'm out to Green the city, lookin' pretty
On my bike I glide,
Pickin up my son curbside

Lookin' for Green Products store-wide
My Green Detergent has no phosphide                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If you wash in cold put your hands up!
If you air dry put your hands up!
And if you believe individuals can make a difference
PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

Chemical Free Kisses, I'm the Green Mom of your wishes!                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't kill Whales over fish, fishes!

Fair trade organic coffee, tea or me?
I'll pick you up on my bike!

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