Oct 23, 2009
Posted by Victoria in Funny Stuff | 3 Comments
Your Health and Safety Matter To Me!
Swine Flu Strikes, no need to be hysterical.I've invented a Swine Flu Survival Kit:
Seven pairs of white gloves (wash in hot and reuse),
Hand soap (sing happy birthday while scrubbing, lyrics also included),
MJ style cotton face mask (I hear it's big in Japan),
Honey and Sea Salt for gargling (it works!),
One mini tea pot and Sea Salt, for pouring up your nose (poor gals neti pot),
A baseball bat (if you should need to confront the beast head on),
One sleve (for caughing into),
A panic button (modified "easy" office depot button),
One necklace of garlic with cross.
Order now and we'll send you Bill's calming words of wisdom
"Rule number 1, don't panic, Rule number 2, when all else fails panic!"
Take precautions no glove no love,Victoria XXOoxx
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wow! Hahahaha…scary!
haha Panic twice!
Nice website Victoria. You’re a good writer
P.s. wish I knew you like scars when I met you on the Go train.. you could have snuck a peak
Hi Denis, scars are like a road map, they tell a story of where you’ve been. I have four scars now. Well, we did “sleep” together on the train or at least napped together, so I suppose you could see two. Send me an email and I’ll attend your going away party