Oct 24, 2009
Posted by Victoria in Funny Stuff, Green Stuff | 0 Comments
Green Pick-Up Lines 3!
Ok, all you Young and the Environmental, More Green Pick-Up Lines in Time for Saturday Night!
They have an app for your iPhone, from an energy drink, called "Wing man" or the guy who helps you pick-up women. You click on different types of women, and it helps you with type specific pick-up lines. There is "Nerd, Cougar, Foreign Exchange Student" and my favourite "Tree Hugger". Yay! I thought this may help my love life a bit, I can use all the help I can get!
I was horrified, to see that once you've used the pick-up line or places to take a Tree Hugger, woman on a date, you can "brag" about it online. Admittedly, I may be a bit jealous that I wasn't mentioned here. You might even say that this TreeHugger woman was Green with envy! Fortunately, this app. has been pulled. Boys! Good idea but didn't you think you'd get caught boys? It's all fair in love and war but don't brag online about it!
Here is my tip pick a "target", err, I mean person of interest, then focus your energy on them, make them feel special. We are so overwhelmed by choice that this excessive variety can make us miserable. So good luck picking-up this weekend but remember that your ultimate goal it to create a sustainable and perhaps even renewable relationship, so please don't brag online at least ;)
- Are you a Green Decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful and more environmentally friendly!
- This bar is a meat market! Let me take you to a vegetarian restaurant! Mom Petit Chou! (french for My Little Cabbage, perfect)
- Like the bamboo sheets on your bed I want to cover you with sustainable love!
- Excuse me, we've got the world to save, but I Do think it's time we met!
- Will you help me find my puppy, I think he went into that Eco-friendly Hotel across the street
- Is your name Greenhouse Gas? 'Cause you're making my world hot as hell!
- Sustainable Energy is looking for you, 'cause you're electrifying!
- That's a nice Green shirt, can I talk you out of it... and into my Green jacket! (The colour Green is the new Black for fall. Also the "boyfriend jacket" is the "it" fashion article this fall, good news eh? Green Guys!)
- If I was listing you alphabetically, I'd put you between "G" and "H" 'cause you're a Green Hottie!
- Oh Baby, you must be a Compact Florescent Light Bulb, 'cause every time I see you I want to turn you on!
- When it's Real... you know, when it's Real! So grab your Hemp purse, you've just pulled!
Good Luck, Love Victoria XXXOOoh
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