Allen’s Key Gets Him Into Trouble

It's not Rational but Billy, I love you!

I know we can make this relationship Functional,

It's over with Karlstad, Antonius and Elga, they meant nothing to me,

Slatthult! Who are you calling a Slatthult?

You are the Besta- I just wanted to give you a Komplement

You're so Smarta you'll figure this mess out,

Don't you believe me? Please don't Pax!

Think of the good times, I know I'm being Nostalgisk

Godmorgon, I mean God Billy, dam it!

How can I Indera myself to you again?

Billy you are so Galant, I'm sure you'll come around,

Look at our wedding keepsake album, it's a Dokument of our love,

I have our wedding on Kassett we should watch it together!

Perhaps we should spice things up I bought these new Ribba condoms

That should give you more reasons to Ram, I know what you Lycka!

You know you are Bigarra than all of those other guys,

Knubbig enough for me, yes you are, Billy,

Ok Dave was bigger, and Alex, Andy, Mikael, Erik and even Helmer

I know my cooking is a bit Blanda, I'll Trygg something more exotic for Dinera

Don't get all Snartig with me Mr.

Your Kvarts don't smell like roses either!

Think of the kidds: Vika, Markus, Jules, Cecilia, Elisabet, Lill, Wilma, Tobias and Ofelia

I bought a book Effektiv Parenting, to work on our differences in Parenting styles

Maybe we are throwing in the towel Trofast?

Stay for them we'll make it Beata! Is there something I Lack?

Who are you calling unstable? I'm plenty Stabil,

Oh go then, you are such a Kardemumma, go back to mumma!

Salong, sucka, your nothing with out me Billy, just Ask Anna!

Please Don't fight in Ikea! Go separately if necessary, your relationship is worth more than furniture! Ikea does lots for the environment, I just wish their store wasn't the scene of so many domestics. Allan is the Key to reconciliation with Billy :)

Love, Vickatorjia XXOOXXo P.S. working for the Swedes again is not helping my lesdyxia!